I awoke from the deepest, darkest sleep on the softest pillow and found myself staring out the window of a hotel in disbelief as the last red rays of the sun drifted below the clouds. Wow, I thought, that’s the most beautiful sunset I ever saw. But the bed was unfamiliar and it was far too early in my mind for the sun to be setting. Hang on a second, I thought- where am I?
I am often asked where I have been. But over the years I have done so many oodles of trips that the answer is blurry- several countries I have been to several times, with little rhyme or reason- sometimes I’d need to travel for work, sometimes I followed my heart someplace and sometimes my heart yearned for someone I’d met on a distant continent. I make this list as a little catelogue of memories and moments as much for myself as for you.
Please note I have defined a visit in the most literal sense of the word. I have noted in the list below if it was just a few hours or a transit.
1. Australia
Born and raised in Sydney, you can take the boy out of Australia but you can’t make him drink… or something like that. Comfortable with the Australian wildlife despite several unfortunate encounters.
2. USA
Lived and worked in Portland for 18 months and did research in Delaware for 6 months. Went on an Alaskan cruise. If you are where you’ve been, then I’m approximately 8% American, based on time spent there.
3. Mexico
Only visited Tijuana once as a kid. I remember having fun though. I must rectify this situation.
4. England
Too many visits to count. Probably the place I was least interested to travel to but a revelation of history and culture and now one of my favourites.
5. France
Three or four visits. Met friends there that I will never forget but will never see again.
6. Belgium
Visited once; got notification of my TER (final highschool grade) here.
7. Netherlands
Visited once as a kid, walked through the red light district of Amsterdam with my parents.
8. Germany
Worked for several German companies, too many visits to count. Visited for Oktoberfest. One of the most historically interesting places and home to one of my favourite capitals- Berlin. Doing my best to learn the language.
9. Switzerland
Three visits for work and play.
10. Italy
Three visits and home to Venice and Rome, probably the most exotic places in all of Europe.
11. Austria
Visited three times. Broke my wrist here snowboarding. I can recommend the hospital system.

View from a little cottage in the Austrian Alps near St Anton, with a barn attached that smelled of cows. Stayed here for 2 nights
12. Thailand
Three visits. All of them completely crazy and resplendent with unexpected adventures (both good and bad).
13. Norway
Two visits, travelled extensively. Coming from Australia, I was intrigued by this other-world of mountains and ice. I’ve been almost everywhere from the party South to the wild North, during both the cold dark winter and the glorious summer.
14. Sweden
Visited once, extensive travels there as well. Many good parties.
15. Spain
Four visits including an epic roadtrip adventure from Malaga to one of my favourite cities, Barcelona. An acquired taste for me, like a good red wine.
16. Singapore
Too many visits to count. Stopovers, friends living there, work colleagues living there. Check out Confiscated Toothpaste’s definitive guide to the island city-state.
17. Maldives
Visited once, spent 10 days living on a boat and surfing.
18. Denmark
Visited Copenhagen once and drank a lot of Danish beer.
19. Finland
Having a Finnish ex-girlfriend meant several visits including living there for brief periods. And extensive travels, from Helsinki in the South to Inari in the North. Had my best Northern Lights experience here and also went dogsledding.
20. Estonia
Visited twice. Tallinn is a wonderful city and very interesting due to its modern history.
21. Tahiti
Visited once, threw coconuts around. I was supposed to be there for a couple of days longer, but my flight from LA had to turn back midair due to a cracked windscreen. So instead I spent some more time in LAX instead. Joy.
22. Cook Islands
Short transit while on my way home from Tahiti hungover and tired early morning, but wow! Imagine a stunning forested volcano with the runway on the beach and the breaking waves right next to you as you taxi to a terminal the size of your loungeroom.
23. Scotland
Visited once, loved it.
24. Japan
Visited twice, the last time for an epic snowboarding trip. Was here during the 2011 9.0 earthquake. Also had one of my strangest travel experiences here.
25. China
Worked with several Chinese companies, 4 visits, and stayed with a family in a regional area a few hours drive from Shanghai.
26. Brazil
Fiancee is Brazilian. Four visits and will get married there in 2014! Rio is one of my favourite cities and has some great surfing.

Looking towards Leblon and the Two Brothers mountain as the sun sets over Ipanema beach. There is plenty of football kicking going on all day
27. Czech Republic
Visited Prague once for the weekend, incredible place.
28. New Zealand
One visit, roadtripped both islands with an ex. Plenty of amazing places but Queenstown is my favourite.
29. Canada
Been twice to Vancouver. Does that count?
30. South Korea
Visited 3 times for work, but South Koreans know how to party and there was plenty of that done as well.
31. New Caledonia
Visited once on a South Pacific cruise from Sydney.
32. Argentina
Transited on way to/from Brazil.
33. Chile
Transited on way home from Brazil.
34. United Arab Emirates
Visited twice and found the more traditional Arab areas fascinating. Check out my 10 Cool Things to Do in Dubai.
35. North Korea
Only visited North Korea by crossing to the the North side of the UN conference room in the Joint Security Area in Panmunjeom. Would love to visit properly some day.

Looking towards North Korea from the UN Joint Security Area, Panmunjom. South Korean soldiers guard the border, which is the concrete threshold between the huts.
I would love to know if you have been to any of the above, what your favourite countries are, and where I should travel to next??
YOu should go to Colombia
It’s on my wish list Juan!
where is India, man? you havent seen anything if you havent been here
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